I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
you traded sex for a burrito?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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