Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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