This is not my ceiling
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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