We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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