Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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