I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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