Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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