I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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