Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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