i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
