Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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