I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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