i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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