ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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