A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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