so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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