Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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