Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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