Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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