Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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