U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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