i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just puked most of my soul out..
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