omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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