Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
