Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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