after a month anything with tits is on the radar
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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