Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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