Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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