we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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