every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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