3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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