dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We just shotgunned beers for America
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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