he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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