That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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