is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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