I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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