redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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