So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
