Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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