I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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