I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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