a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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