It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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