i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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