Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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