so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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