I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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i dont even know how to be here
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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