I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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