you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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