PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's never too late to be topless.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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