He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I bet he comes in French.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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