tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I want her autograph on my taint
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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