brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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