so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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