did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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