called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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