told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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