so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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